OMG LOVE THIS S/O to whoever made this

Reblogging again because itโ€™s literal perfection

This is brilliant.

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Hahahahaaa I was using selfie-mode on my phone to fix my hair, and I furrowed my brow for a second and it tried to focus on it as another face ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Like the wild beasts, she lives without a future. She inhabits only the present tense, a fugue of the continuous, a world of sensual immediacy as without hope as it is without despair.

His touch both consoles and devastates me; I feel my heart pulse, then wither, naked as a stone on the roaring mattress while the lovely, moony night slides through the window to dapple the flanks of this innocent who makes cages to keep the sweet birds in. Eat me, drink me; thirsty, cankered, goblin-ridden, I go back and back to him to have his fingers strip the tattered skin away and clothe me in his dress of water, this garment that drenches me, its slithering odour, its capacity for drowning.


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For Alex

For Alex

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Why am I awake who summoned me

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Where you come from is gone, where you thought you were going to never was there, and where you are is no good unless you can get away from it.

- Listen Here -

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Random deli cheeseburgers are the best cheeseburgers

Nicki Minaj’s butt is amazing and we should feel lucky she lets us look at it.

You put shit from your own ass onto it.  Who cares what way it’s on?  Calm down.

You put shit from your own ass onto it. Who cares what way it’s on? Calm down.

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And now, a joke.





How did the witch find the coffee table in the dark?



oh my goddddd

damn it.

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it’s all in the joints


itโ€™s all in the joints

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So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and itโ€™s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

We have a drink at work called a frozen princess mocha, and 8 out of 10 times the guys will ask if we can call it something different, like a ‘prince’ mocha. If a guy orders it, his friends will make fun of him, calling him a princess, etc. it’s beyond pathetic.

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im literally tired 30 hours a day

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