okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
- Mascots are terrible
- they basically mock furries and otherkins
- Do NOT support mascots
- Especially if they’re animals
This has been a Psa (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
maybe im wrong but im pretty sure mascots existed before yall started suckin dick in rabbit suits
"do you believe there is a demimonde? a half-way world between what we know and what we fear?"
Underworld, that’s where you rise from; songs for those trapped in the demimonde.
apparition - patrick wolf // devil’s resting place - laura marling // no moon - iron & wine // danse macabre for violin and piano - camille saint-saens // among us - susanne sundfør // the devil - anna calvi // e.s.t. - white lies // the demon - emily jane white // you cut her hair - tom mcrae // underworld - patrick wolf // escape artist - zoe keating // remain nameless - florence + the machine
That last kid gives me hope
'I think it's a piece of junk.'
Talking a lot of shit for someone with a haircut from the 80’s.
P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.
Play of Sunlight: Los Angeles c. 1912 by