HOW TO WRITE AN ESSAY IN TWO HOURS DURING SCHOOL a novel written by me
And literally every other high schooler
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
OMG LOVE THIS S/O to whoever made this
Reblogging again because it’s literal perfection
This is brilliant.
Hahahahaaa I was using selfie-mode on my phone to fix my hair, and I furrowed my brow for a second and it tried to focus on it as another face 😂😂😂
Like the wild beasts, she lives without a future. She inhabits only the present tense, a fugue of the continuous, a world of sensual immediacy as without hope as it is without despair.
His touch both consoles and devastates me; I feel my heart pulse, then wither, naked as a stone on the roaring mattress while the lovely, moony night slides through the window to dapple the flanks of this innocent who makes cages to keep the sweet birds in. Eat me, drink me; thirsty, cankered, goblin-ridden, I go back and back to him to have his fingers strip the tattered skin away and clothe me in his dress of water, this garment that drenches me, its slithering odour, its capacity for drowning.
Where you come from is gone, where you thought you were going to never was there, and where you are is no good unless you can get away from it.
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Random deli cheeseburgers are the best cheeseburgers
Nicki Minaj’s butt is amazing and we should feel lucky she lets us look at it.
You put shit from your own ass onto it. Who cares what way it’s on? Calm down.